It’s Jer and MJ… Not Beavis And Butthead, Dumbass

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“Uh, quit strokin’ your weiner and get the new Chocolate Jer and MJ Deck Series, dillhole. They just, uhh… like, got here… and they’re pretty cool.”

Chocolate Jer and MJ / Beavis and Butthead Decks Box Vertical

“Yeah, hee hee hmmh he he he, these boards rule!”

“If you went to Agenda you probably saw these already but uhhh… you should buy one before some monkeyspank issues a crease and resist… uhhh… sieze and demist… uhh huhh huh… just give us your money before they get banned, dumbass.”

“Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh heh, I hope Mike Judge isn’t gonna be an ass-munch about this.”

“No way Beavis, he’s too busy spanking his monkey. Shut up and let me talk to these chicks. Hey baby… uhh… huhhh huhh huh… my Jerry Shoe board is like… 8 inches. Beavis, how wide is your, uhh… huhh huh… deck? I bet it’s negative wide.”

“Whoa! This dude’s last name is Johnson… heh heh heh eh he heh heh heh… backside grab my Johnson. Hmmh hehe, fire! What does 8.125 stand for, Butthead?”

“Uhh… it means I get to kick you in the ‘nads.”

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Get off the couch, turn off the music television channel that doesn’t play music anymore, shop the Jer and MJ Deck Series and the rest of our Chocolate selection now available at Skate Warehouse.